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Whats that thing on my lips?
Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:35 PM


Damn!
whats the fucking thing growing on my lips?
After weeks i finally went to see a doctor
its called Granuloma Lips
its some growth because of some shit cell formation
the scientific in depth i noe nuts
so i have been referred to a specialist
at the national skin centre
so i will be going for a minor operation on monday 1.20pm
oooo hooo
my second op
first is when i was born
now is the second one
my face will even be buang-er
GG bah
SCAR~~~
DAMN!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:23 PM






After i finished my IT lesson at t326
i slacked in the room waiting for my fyp teacher to come
then suddenly the door swing wide open
a monstrous looking animal rushed in
and attacked me
i was too shocked that i didnt manage to do anything to defend myself
this is what damage im left with from the pictures above
from bites to scratches and fingernail prints
damnit
who is it?
i did not manage to catch
but if anyone have any information on that
you can call +6591061935
i can provide abit of information on the animal
here it is:
long fingernails
wears pedro flats
wear specs
long hair
wore a skirt
brown polo shirt if im not wrong
got ear pain
ard 158cm tall
medium sized
thats what i can recall
so if anyone has caught this monstrous animal, kindly let me know
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION!
:)



Swine Flu
Monday, April 27, 2009 10:24 PM



Sunday, April 26, 2009 3:48 PM

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
AND THE REDS GO MARCHING IN
HEY HEY!!!

Its coming to the end of the season liao....
wooohooo....
will man united be crown the champion AGAIN?
its like DUH~~~

Liverpool can prepare for next year le bah
JIAYOU~~~~ -_-lll

Emo punks~~
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 9:28 PM

School's just started this week
nothing much to blog about
but i can feel the stress right away
because this is my final year
and my gpa is only a mere 2.7
i had to buck up to reach somewhere near 3.5
though i may have the chance to go overseas to study
and i may not need a very high gpa
i still think its better to have a nice result on my certificate
FYP preparation started liao
hope me and my mates can do well
all the way ah!
chiong chiong chiong!
pia pia pia!

Back to some random stuff~~
Ive got nothing much to blog
so i will talk about emo punks
cause this is quite a topic when i lepak with shunjie every night
he wants to try to be emo punk
so we listed the characteristics and criteria to be one:
so this is what we found out
usually emo punks have
long hairs which is brushed to one side
at the back of their head
the hair arent very long
they tend to cut short
but not to the extend its slope
jus something like a straight cut
they've got piercings
dark eyeliner
skinny ppl
not much developed muscles
when they speak
its monotonous
not much emotions
they like heavy metal music
they wear skinnies
.......

errr cant think of any at the moment
but kindly do drop in more ideas
so we can compile them
thanks!
:)

20million safe hours celebration@Pulau Ular
Saturday, April 18, 2009 12:41 AM



That is what they celebrate:
by giving each and every employees on the island 50 bucks
(there is about 11000 employees)
not just that
lunch in the dormitory is also special today
pineapple rice, sambal chicken and fishballs
and there is a side dish
you can choose between a kebab, satays, sushi, hotdog or old chang kee
thats for the foreign workers la
cause me and yz is assistant event co-ordinaters
we can eat all we want!
whahaha


today worked until 1030pm then ciaoz
cause there is still stage performance
i can tell u ah the foreign workers
seriously deprived of sex and woman
they see one fat indian girl in bikini they cannot tahan liao
keep weet weet
screm
shout
u can take a bucket to stop their saliva from touching de ground
for the show, wha lan eh
sibuay alot of girls
different nationalities
still got lap dancing
lol
i can tell u the workers at the moment HIGH until dunno their father mother who liao


That's about my last day at work
goodnight!

Mambo Night@Zouk
Friday, April 17, 2009 3:43 PM

Had a fun night out with the sptkdpeeps@zouk
goddss
drank until siao i think
lol
i think first shot i seh le bah
i am not a good drinker
but kena forced to down about 2 jugs cant remember
around 5 "blowjobs"
2 tequila pops
2 dunno what bomb
1 vodka redbull
cranberry vodka
i know not alot la
but for me is too much liao
cause i not a good drinker
hahaha
i still prefer pub than club
but can la
not say totally a No No
take care reader!


101 Post
Tuesday, April 14, 2009 9:13 AM

Traffic police nab Norwegian pair during high-speed sex

OSLO, April 13, 2009 (AFP) - A Norwegian man faces a heavy fine and a driving ban after police caught him having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on the motorway, police said Monday.
The unnamed couple, a 28-year-old man and a 22-year-old woman, were caught in the act late on Easter Sunday by traffic police on the E18 highway, some 40 kilometres (25 miles) west of Oslo.
Officers who clocked the couple's silver Mazda 323 racing at 133 kilometres per hour in a 100 zone realised they were doing more than just breaking the speed limit, police told AFP.
"It was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say," said Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerund district police.
"He couldn't see much because her back was in the way," he added.
"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know."
After following the couple for nearly a kilometre, officers pulled the car over at a service station.
"We have taken away his driving licence because of the danger that he caused," Hagen said.
Prosecutors will decide within the next week what his punishment will be, with police having filmed the incident to use as evidence against the driver.
Hagen said he expected the man to face a fine of "several thousand Norwegian crowns" (1,000 Norwegian crowns = S$230) and a lengthy driving ban.

I thought this article was interesting.... Imagining have sex while you are driving, the man have to control the woman and also the steering wheel and also if he were to get HIGH at that point of time he need to control himself.... WHAHAHA! i think this is not their first time bah, think they tried it many times, if not how can be so experience... Never get accident one... LOL

Does lightning strike twice at the same spot?
Sunday, April 12, 2009 11:31 AM


YES~!
Lightning struck twice at the same spot
he is the match winner for 2 consecutive matches
A SUPER sub
remember his name, FEDERICO MACHEDA
Sunderland 1 - 2 MANUTD

FYP
12:32 AM

FYP gogogo!
sort of like got an idea of what to do liao
hahaha
yeap
and we are going towards that goal
jia you mates!

Charles, thanks for the gift ah :)

Night out @ Timbre
Saturday, April 11, 2009 2:54 PM

Timbre @ the art house

2 pints of Heineken
2 pints of Erdinger
1 can of John Smith's Ale
1/2 a dozen kamikaze shots
1 flaming Lamborghini
2 pizzas
1 seafood platter
1 timbre chicken wings

That's our day at timbre to celebrate duli bdae
cabbed home
and the first time duli "merlioned" in singapore
many more to come duli
LOL

MANUTD FTW!
Monday, April 6, 2009 8:25 PM

MANUTD 3 - 2 ASTON VILLA
Thats what i call true fighting spirit of a champion
FTW!
see how manutd fight back to take all 3 points
the quality of goals is seriously top notch
world class
highest quality
flawless
GODSSSss~~
woooohoooo
a new matchwinner is born:
FEDERICO MACHEDA



Dun pee in ur pants Kopers..... Know only how to kope points nia... LUCKY

MANUTD WILL WIN! -_-lll some giving urself false hopes


A stressful lunchbreak
Thursday, April 2, 2009 9:46 PM

"I dont want to fuck around with you.
Put your pass down and leave this island!
And there is no turning back"

~Quoted frm COLD MAN
It was a stressful lunchbreak we had
when boss shouted at a supervisor
GODSSS~

Aphorism
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:57 PM

APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH. ag

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy everything, but kindness is not for sale.
3. If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than in a MRT.
19. After 50, IF you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!!
20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter!

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Singapore Polytechnic
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